Pat the Rat is a fat rat and he wears a hat on his head. He wears a big fat shirt because Pat the Rat is fat. His tummy is as big as a watermelon. Pat the Rat just lays on his mat! He also has a big grin and he has a stick in his hand to help him walk. Nat sat on Pat. Nat is a fat, fat cat. Then he sat on his hat and flattened the hat. And he sat on his big fat tummy. Pat the Rat said, “Hey, get off me!” And Pat was flat and his hat was flat too. Then Nat got off Pat. Pat was not flat, and his hat wasn’t flat either!

That’s the end of the story.