Dear Donald Roger Cabot,

You shouldn’t have killed Mr. Kildee’s raccoon. Mr Kildee was so sad that you killed his raccoon. It is not nice to kill raccoons because they might be somebody’s pet. It I were you, I would just leave them alone so Emma Lou wouldn’t be mad at you and Mr. Kildee would still have his pet.

Please be careful what you shoot at. Maybe you should shoot at targets instead.

From A.E.S.