Original story: Pat built a house. The house collapsed.

Pat built a house and it was made of pasta. The pasta was stuck together with glue because he thought that would make it stronger than bricks. He made it in the middle of the forest because he wanted to live where he could see animals. One day Pat was in the house and it fell down. He realized pasta wasn’t very strong, so he decided to get some bricks and build another house out of bricks. That one stayed up forever and Pat saw some animals just like he always wanted to.