You buy some oatmeal at the store (not the kind that is ready to eat). Pour 1/2 cup into a bowl, then pour some hot water from the kettle into the bowl. Let it sit for a little bit. After it sits for a bit, add some cold milk to cool it. Put some brown sugar in it. Be careful. Don’t spill it! And then you mix it all together. Don’t spill while you’re mixing it! And now it’s ready to eat. You can put whatever you want on top like star sprinkles, raisins, chocolate chips, and M&Ms.

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