Original story: Luke swam, Luke won.
Once upon a time there as a boy that was named Luke. One morning he saw a beautiful day. He went outside and felt like winning. He thought it wasn’t too cold, it was hot outside. He put on a sweater. He took off his sweater and put on his swim stuff and jumped inside the pool. His friends were in the same pool. They wanted to have a swimming race. Luke said, “You guys won’t win. I feel like winning today!” They said, “How bout we try winning? If Luke wons, we won’t win!”
Luke had a baby sister that didn’t know how to swim so she went on Luke’s back. She made him go faster as she waved her arms in the water and said, “Too hot! Too cold!” Then she said, “Are you going to win?” Luke said, “I think I’m going to win.”
Luke won by going faster than his friends. His friends said, “You won, you won; we didn’t win. You won, you won…” After the race they went inside and told their Mom and Dad that Luke won and the friends didn’t win. “That’s not good,” said Mom.
The End